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Random Assault Episode 135 – “Does THIS Do Anything For Ya?”

Posted by on Sep 17, 2014

Random Assault Podcast - Does THIS Do Anything For Ya [ 1:52:02 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (2) This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we got ourselves an early copy of...

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In The Lab: Gabriel Knight: Sins of the Fathers

Posted by on Sep 17, 2014

Welcome to Geekenstein’s In The Lab, our livestreaming show where we check out the latest and upcoming games to see if they’re worth your time and money. If...

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Editorials

What qualifies Zoe Quinn’s personal life as gaming news?

Posted by on Aug 18, 2014

So as most of us took this unfortunately departed weekend to unwind from the week, one man took his time to carefully lay out his personal experiences in a romantic relationship...

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Reviews

Post-Hype Reviews – Dead Space 3

Posted by on Sep 9, 2014

Welcome to the pilot of Post-Hype Reviews, potentially our new video series where we take a step back and analyze the lead up and critical response to certain titles and give an...

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PlayStation 4 Air Jordans come with HDMI cable, cost $950

PlayStation 4 Air Jordans come with HDMI cable, cost $950

Sep 17, 2014

These PlayStation 4 Air Jordans are quite possibly the stupidest thing to ever come out of collectible sneaker culture. I originally thought this was a joke by the humorous folk over at Clickhole, but it appears to be all too real. Not only are these Air Jordans priced at $950, but they include HDMI ports in the heels because “quirk”. In an...

Random Assault Episode 135 – “Does THIS Do Anything For Ya?”

Random Assault Episode 135 – “Does THIS Do Anything For Ya?”

Sep 17, 2014

Random Assault Podcast - Does THIS Do Anything For Ya [ 1:52:02 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (2) This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we got ourselves an early copy of the Gabriel Knight: Sins of the Fathers remake coming out by Pinkerton Road.  We talk all about the ups and downs of the remake and I actually have the creator of the Gabriel Knight...

Lonely Gods episode 58 – The Prisoner of Peladon

Lonely Gods episode 58 – The Prisoner of Peladon

Sep 17, 2014

This week, Kate n’ Dave take a look at the Big Finish audio story, The Prisoner of Peladon. Still hurt over Jo’s departure, the Doctor takes a return trip to Peladon alone. As new members of the Federation, the planet has taken in Ice Warrior refugees feeling a cruel regime on Mars. Soon after the Doctor arrives, a series of murders begins, down in...

In The Lab: Gabriel Knight: Sins of the Fathers

In The Lab: Gabriel Knight: Sins of the Fathers

Sep 17, 2014

Welcome to Geekenstein’s In The Lab, our livestreaming show where we check out the latest and upcoming games to see if they’re worth your time and money. If you’ve been keeping an eye on the site, you know that we at Geekenstein love our point-and-click adventure games. Gabriel Knight is one of those franchises that is both well respected and...

Lonely Gods episode 57 – The Green Death

Lonely Gods episode 57 – The Green Death

Sep 16, 2014

In the mythical land of Wales, there’s an eeeeeevil mulitnational chemical conglomerate pumping green toxic-ass waste into a coal mine, killing anyone who comes into contact with it. Well, except a bunch of maggots have mutated into giant monsters, so there’s that. Join us this week as we discuss the tenth season finale – Jo Grant‘s...

Let’s Play: Killer is Dead part 3 – “now there are vampires”

Let’s Play: Killer is Dead part 3 – “now there are vampires”

Sep 16, 2014

After the part 3 footage for our let’s play of Killer is Dead mysteriously disappeared, David returns to the land of Suda 51 vampires to spill some blood. This is the mission that came in new copies of Killer is Dead and the Nightmare Edition. Also there is a fanciful unicorn because why not. Killer Is Dead is another title from the twisted mind of Suda...

Midnights In The Lab: Blackbay Asylum

Midnights In The Lab: Blackbay Asylum

Sep 15, 2014

Welcome back nightmare seekers, Midnights In The Lab returns to you with one of the stranger games we’ve ever explored. Alex and David are committed to Blackbay Asylum and must find a way out when all hell breaks loose. There’s plenty of blood, questionable voice acting and…shitting? Blackbay Asylum is a puzzle/adventure/horror/comedy (their...

Lonely Gods Episode 56 – Planet of the Daleks

Lonely Gods Episode 56 – Planet of the Daleks

Sep 15, 2014

As you can see from the banner, Jon Pertwee has begun to look like a grandmother. Following on from the cliffhanger at the end of Frontier in Space comes a story that doesn’t really have anything to do with it. The Daleks are amassing a vast army on a jungle planet inhabited by insivible creatures. If that sounds familiar, that’s because it’s...

PSA: Surge is back, available exclusively through Amazon

PSA: Surge is back, available exclusively through Amazon

Sep 15, 2014

Hey 90s kids, whenever you’re done sharing photos of Cat-Dog and light-up Sketchers on Facebook, you’re going to want to read this, because the official soft drink of the 90s is finally back! No, not Crystal Pepsi. Because fuck Crystal Pepsi. Baby, we are talking about Surge! Yes, Surge is back! Amazon appears to have struck a deal Coca-Cola and...

Lonely Gods Episode 55 – Frontier In Space

Lonely Gods Episode 55 – Frontier In Space

Sep 14, 2014

In the 23rd Century, the Human and Draconian Empires have forged a peace treaty after years of strife between the two powers. The Doctor and Jo arrive on a human cargo ship, just as it’s attacked by Orgrons posing as Draconians on the Master’s orders. The Doctor is accused of collaborating and is sentenced to moon-prison, while tensions erupt...

Lonely Gods Episode 54 – Carnival of Monsters

Lonely Gods Episode 54 – Carnival of Monsters

Sep 13, 2014

 Having finally regained control of the TARDIS, the Doctor decides to show off and take Jo to Metebelus 3. As usual, the TARDIS is a strong black woman that goes where it wants, and the Doctor and Jo find themselves aboard the SS Bernice, bound for India in 1926. Only, the crew seems to be caught in a timeloop and there’s a plesiosaur lurking in these...

Broke and Bored: Velvet Sundown

Broke and Bored: Velvet Sundown

Sep 13, 2014

Pour yourself a tasty beverage and join us for yet another episode of Broke and Bored. Fresh off of Robocraft, David and Dustin drag their drunk asses into Velvet Sundown for some mystery sleuthing. I’m sorry, what is this game? Why is this a game? Was anything actually accomplished other than sexual harassment and the exchanging of panties? Velvet...

Albedo: Eyes from Outer Space gets a new trailer

Albedo: Eyes from Outer Space gets a new trailer

Sep 12, 2014

We’ve already talked about how excited we are for Albedo: Eyes from Outer Space, but now there’s a new trailer that highlights more of what you’ll be doing while dealing with the eyeball horde from outer space. Now we know there’s more than just shooting enemies and wandering through creepy environments, which we might have been okay...

Lonely Gods Episode 53 – The Three Doctors

Lonely Gods Episode 53 – The Three Doctors

Sep 12, 2014

Season 10 kicks off the anniversary celebrations with a threat so large that the Time Lords have no choice but to unite the Doctor’s three incarnations to save the universe. In ancient times, before the Time Lords were all-powerful, they required a source of immense power to get this new-fangled time travel thing to work. And so, one of Gallifrey’s...