South Park “Informative Murder Porn” Review
Oct08

South Park “Informative Murder Porn” Review

The parents of South Park have become addicted to the various true crime series available on the Investigation Discovery channel. After a local boy’s father murders his wife, the children become concerned about the effects such programming is having on the adults. They decide to block channels that air the offending shows with a parental lock-out app, and decide the best way to keep it locked is to use security questions only a...

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CSI “Take the Money and Run” Review
Oct08

CSI “Take the Money and Run” Review

A violent and elaborate heist rips off the Four Kings casino for well over one skrillion dollars.¬†Grand Theft Auto V probably made them do it. The suspect tries to escape via motorcycle, and after a thrilling chase he’s shot off his ride. Mystery solved, right? Unfortunately for whoever it is that pays for the CSI team’s OT, it turns out that the biker had already died of an allergic reaction before security had even hit...

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