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Random Assault 144: “Trigger Warning”

Random Assault 144: “Trigger Warning”

Nov 14, 2014

This week on Random Assault, we buckle down and tackle the important issues of the day. I hope you’re not tired of GamerGate yet, because it absolutely dominates this entire show. One Minor Assault episode was not enough to confine this controversial giant of a topic! Grease up your non-gender-specific poopers. Okay, to be fair, only about the first half...

Random Assault 142: “F–kin’ Gameshows, Man”

Random Assault 142: “F–kin’ Gameshows, Man”

Nov 7, 2014

display_podcast] This week on Random Assault, Willy joins us to talk a buttload about different TV shows and junk, which leads into a TV theme song quiz. Can you guess the TV show based on the lazily placed pop song lyrics? Play along, jerk! Also, we talk about Matt’s death and funeral for like the third week in a row. Sadboys gonna sad   As always,...

Random Assault Episode 143: Feliz Spookliaños

Random Assault Episode 143: Feliz Spookliaños

Nov 4, 2014

It’s that time of the year again! Time for ghouls and ghosts and kooky spooky… well, you know the rest. Alex forces our hosts to once again sit around the campfire and tell tales that will chill your bones! Or curse the day you ever started subscribing to us. Either or, really. Who knows what characters and special guests may make a...

Random Assault Episode 141: Desert Limo

Random Assault Episode 141: Desert Limo

Nov 3, 2014

This week on Random Assault, we have Will Brierly, creator of Soda Drinker Pro, in with us! The topics cover a cornucopia of flavors, including GWAR, our funerals, coma theories, and Will’s storied existence. …Oh, and soda. We talk about soda for like 5 seconds. This is seriously the craziest damn episode we’ve done. If you like weird ass...

Random Assault Episode 140: “The Blunder Down Under”

Random Assault Episode 140: “The Blunder Down Under”

Oct 15, 2014

Random Assault Episode 140: "The Blunder Down Under" [ 2:39:37 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download This week on Random Assault, we’re joined by Luke “TotalMortalKombat” Cunningham! We talk shit on Mike Matei, discuss racier aspects in games such as bare tits and rape, and then Alex and TMK blast you all with a firehose full of...

Lonely Gods episode 65 – Robot

Lonely Gods episode 65 – Robot

Oct 14, 2014

UNIT is wracked by a series of thefts from their high-security installations, valuable parts and plans spirited away by an unstoppable theif who kills anyone in  his way. All the evidence points back to a state-of-the-art robot built by a scientific think tank. Can the Doctor, freshly regenerated into the wonderful and incredibly popular Tom Baker, stop the...

Random Assault Episode 139: “A Fistful of Nickels”

Random Assault Episode 139: “A Fistful of Nickels”

Oct 13, 2014

Standard Podcast Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (26) This week on Random Assault, we have a stripper on the show. Yep, we’ve gone full Howard Stern here, folks. So we end up taking your questions about being a stripper, and also talk about J/O crystals, driving through New York City with Matt in the car, and whether or not we would eat human. So, you...

Lonely Gods episode 64 – a long-shanked knave

Lonely Gods episode 64 – a long-shanked knave

Oct 10, 2014

On this week’s episode of Lonely Gods, we look back on Season 11 and say a final farewell to Jon Pertwee. Lonely Gods episode 64 - a long-shanked knave [ 52:15 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download...

Lonely Gods episode 63 – Planet of the Spiders

Lonely Gods episode 63 – Planet of the Spiders

Oct 9, 2014

After five seasons at the helm, it’s time for Jon Pertwee to take his final journey as the Doctor. In the Season 11 finale, a reformed Mike Yates calls in Sarah Jane to investigate some weird shit at a Buddhist retreat. A group of cultists have opened a passageway between our world and Metebelus III, the planet of the Spiders. The Doctor’s blue...

Random Assault Episode 138 – “It FIGures”

Random Assault Episode 138 – “It FIGures”

Oct 2, 2014

Standard Podcast Play Now | Play in Popup | Download This week on Random Assault, Matt, Alex and Mitch, as well as quite a few guests, pile into Alex’s sweaty, fuckin’ bedroom to talk about the Boston Festival of Indie Games! It devolves into the usual Random-Assault-branded malarkey, but this episode is triple-stuffed with interviews from the...