A great big ugly biological spaceship crashes to Earth, frightening the local bicycle hobos. Inside the ship are a bunch of gold-painted, leotard-wearing retards who offer to share their retard technology with us. The Doctor thinks the retards are up to something, and he’s right, and the bureaucrats won’t listen. Surprise. Also the retards have The Master tied up in their sphincter-dungeon on this episode of Lonely Gods.