Are you tired of working out a workout that feels like a workout? Maybe you need to stop being a little punk-ass bitch and Shape Up! Ubisoft has just announced Shape Up Coach, Battle Run, and Season Pass details for Shape Up, the Kinect exclusive that’s yet another attempt at trying to trick the obese into working out through the use of video games.
Shape Up promises to combine a foundation of established fitness methods with entertaining and rewarding workout routines, but is that and its “unique” arcade art style enough to convince anyone to workout with Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare being released and Grand Theft Auto V’s rerelease and Far Cry 3 just around the corner? If not having fun but trying to mask your tears in colorful Ubisoft paint is your kind of thing, Shape Up is out November 11, 2014.