PSA: Surge is back, available exclusively through Amazon

Surge on Amazon

Hey 90s kids, whenever you’re done sharing photos of Cat-Dog and light-up Sketchers on Facebook, you’re going to want to read this, because the official soft drink of the 90s is finally back! No, not Crystal Pepsi. Because fuck Crystal Pepsi. Baby, we are talking about Surge!

Yes, Surge is back! Amazon appears to have struck a deal Coca-Cola and some religious deity to resurrect Surge from the dead. Retailing for $14.00 exclusively through Amazon, Surge’s comeback is in the form of twelve 16 fluid ounce cans of citrus-flavored attitude. Naturally, demand is high and at the time of this writing Amazon appears to be sold out.