This week on Random Assault, we make sure to address how stupid you all are for being mad about giving Samus high-heels. You are all dumb, idiot babies. Also, Mitch starts a Platinum Games circlejerk and tries to get everyone excited for Tomodachi Life… an attempt that utterly fails. Also, I think we talk about JoJo. Again.
Boo hoo, the Internet is mad about something, especially since it’s about Smash Bros.
Mitch talks about a year-old game… an AWESOME year-old game!
Mitch’s body is ready for Tomodachi Life. No one else’s is.