Random Assault Episode 134 – “Perfect Timing”

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This week on Random Assault, we all get spooky scary a few months too early for Halloween! Matt delves into his deep fear of loving Nintendo again, and then the second segment is a scary double-whammy about the P.T. playable teaser and Five Nights at Freddy’s! Oh, and we read more Flabslapper fan-fiction! So get ready for disgusting bullshit!

It’s time for MAtt to eat his words and get a DAMN WII U!!!!
Prepare to be scared…ON YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!!
We were ripped off as children, but who the hell would even know.



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