Random Assault Episode 139: “A Fistful of Nickels”

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This week on Random Assault, we have a stripper on the show. Yep, we’ve gone full Howard Stern here, folks. So we end up taking your questions about being a stripper, and also talk about J/O crystals, driving through New York City with Matt in the car, and whether or not we would eat human. So, you know, all sexy stuff.

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Everyone, please get your singles ready and put your hands together for COOOoooOOOOKIE!! Click the image for her Tumblr

 

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Two great tastes that probably taste awkward together. Damn you for invading our pure virgin land, Nippon!

I’ll give it to him, he said it correctly.

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We also talk a fair bit about cannibalism on this episode, so here’s a picture of a pizza for some delectable dissonance.

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