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Microsoft Paying Machinima for Positive Xbox Coverage

Microsoft Paying Machinima for Positive Xbox Coverage

Jan 20, 2014

Microsoft has struck a deal with at least one video network on YouTube to promote the Xbox One in a positive light.

Some Xbox Ones Reported Leaking Oily Fluids

Some Xbox Ones Reported Leaking Oily Fluids

Dec 30, 2013

A couple of Xbox One users have reported that their console has leaked a strange, oily liquid. This is believed to be caused by a strange hardware issue inside the system.

Cars Do Car Things in Latest Forza 5 TV Spot

Cars Do Car Things in Latest Forza 5 TV Spot

Nov 1, 2013

The Forza series has always been home to some of my favorite racing games. I could never get into Grand Turismo, but I was able to jump right into Forza and hit the ground driving. Most gamers consider those two franchises to be bitter rivals, and for good reason; they are both system-selling exclusives that keep each other on their toes. Personal preferences...

Xbox One No Longer Requires Kinect To Function

Xbox One No Longer Requires Kinect To Function

Aug 12, 2013

Earlier today, Xbox VP Marc Whitten has reversed yet another policy about the upcoming Xbox One. Despite previous announcements at E3, it will now be possible to operate the console without a Kinect plugged in. The joyous news to every operator of a fighting tournament and resident of Japan comes just months after several other major policy reversals, including...

Why Microsoft Was Forced to Screw Us All

Why Microsoft Was Forced to Screw Us All

Jun 30, 2013

One could compare Microsoft’s initial plan for the XBOX ONE to someone throwing buckets of feces at a ceiling fan, but I won’t. Their announcement was more like that one single neutron that crashed into the nucleus of video game culture and then proceeded to break down into shit, spawning more neutrons to perpetuate this shit fission. First, the whole...