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Random Assault Episode 133: Beta Testing

Random Assault Episode 133: Beta Testing

Aug 27, 2014

Standard Podcast Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (14) This week on Random Assault listener Tyler Head joins us and we get super blazed 420 #SWED. And then we talk about our shared hatred for Whovians. And that stupid fucking fish playing Pokemon. God damn it. There might be a party or drug bust, there’s definitely a bong hit and an argument. Who knows...

Random Assault | Episode 131: “Didja f***in’ kill ‘im?”

Random Assault | Episode 131: “Didja f***in’ kill ‘im?”

Aug 16, 2014

  Standard Podcast Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (8)   This week on Random Assault, we talk about Sadboys NYC,  Matt doesn’t like being left out of a podcast that he isn’t even on, and we hate on Homestuck and other internet fads. And we talk about The People Under the Stairs… like right at the end. So I dunno.   As always, click...

Mercedes-Benz DLC deflowers Mario Kart 8 on August 27

Mercedes-Benz DLC deflowers Mario Kart 8 on August 27

Aug 8, 2014

Mario Kart 8 Mercedes Benz Mario Kart 8 Mercedes Benz Mario Kart 8 Mercedes Benz Mario Kart 8 Mercedes Benz I don’t know about you, but whenever I play Mario Kart the last thing that crosses my mind are paid product placements becoming ingrained in the franchise. Well, that’s about to change later this month when Mercedes-Benz DLC hits Mario Kart 8....

Console Wars author reveals Yoshi’s real name

Console Wars author reveals Yoshi’s real name

Aug 6, 2014

Blake J. Harris, author of the excellent book Console Wars: Sega, Nintendo, and the Battle that Defined a Generation, took to Twitter recently to share some scans from Nintendo’s insider promotional materials. Dating back to 1993, these images show the Mario gang in their Super Nintendo designs, though they reveal some information you might not have known...

Majora’s Mask remake for 3DS is still being made

Majora’s Mask remake for 3DS is still being made

Aug 3, 2014

Maybe it’s because Nintendo is too busy recuperating from their financial loss of $96.7 million to care, or simply because their cease and desist lawyer is on a prolonged holiday, but the fan remastering of The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask has kept on trucking for two years now. To celebrate the joyous miracle of not being shut down by the man, a...