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Random Assault Episode 140: “The Blunder Down Under”

Random Assault Episode 140: “The Blunder Down Under”

Oct 15, 2014

Random Assault Episode 140: "The Blunder Down Under" [ 2:39:37 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download This week on Random Assault, we’re joined by Luke “TotalMortalKombat” Cunningham! We talk shit on Mike Matei, discuss racier aspects in games such as bare tits and rape, and then Alex and TMK blast you all with a firehose full of...

Random Assault Episode 133: Beta Testing

Random Assault Episode 133: Beta Testing

Aug 27, 2014

Standard Podcast Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (16) This week on Random Assault listener Tyler Head joins us and we get super blazed 420 #SWED. And then we talk about our shared hatred for Whovians. And that stupid fucking fish playing Pokemon. God damn it. There might be a party or drug bust, there’s definitely a bong hit and an argument. Who knows...

Random Assault | Episode 131: “Didja f***in’ kill ‘im?”

Random Assault | Episode 131: “Didja f***in’ kill ‘im?”

Aug 16, 2014

  Standard Podcast Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (10)   This week on Random Assault, we talk about Sadboys NYC,  Matt doesn’t like being left out of a podcast that he isn’t even on, and we hate on Homestuck and other internet fads. And we talk about The People Under the Stairs… like right at the end. So I dunno.   As always, click...

Mercedes-Benz DLC deflowers Mario Kart 8 on August 27

Mercedes-Benz DLC deflowers Mario Kart 8 on August 27

Aug 8, 2014

Mario Kart 8 Mercedes Benz Mario Kart 8 Mercedes Benz Mario Kart 8 Mercedes Benz Mario Kart 8 Mercedes Benz I don’t know about you, but whenever I play Mario Kart the last thing that crosses my mind are paid product placements becoming ingrained in the franchise. Well, that’s about to change later this month when Mercedes-Benz DLC hits Mario Kart 8....

Console Wars author reveals Yoshi’s real name

Console Wars author reveals Yoshi’s real name

Aug 6, 2014

Blake J. Harris, author of the excellent book Console Wars: Sega, Nintendo, and the Battle that Defined a Generation, took to Twitter recently to share some scans from Nintendo’s insider promotional materials. Dating back to 1993, these images show the Mario gang in their Super Nintendo designs, though they reveal some information you might not have known...