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Random Assault episode 131: “Didja f***in’ kill ‘im?”

Random Assault episode 131: “Didja f***in’ kill ‘im?”

Aug 16, 2014

This week on Random Assault Matt is angry (go figure) and there is strangely People Under the Stairs talk.

Mercedes-Benz DLC deflowers Mario Kart 8 on August 27

Mercedes-Benz DLC deflowers Mario Kart 8 on August 27

Aug 8, 2014

Mercedes-Benz is releasing special free Mario Kart 8 DLC on August 27 that includes 3 drivable Kart-sized versions of Mercedes.

Console Wars author reveals Yoshi’s real name

Console Wars author reveals Yoshi’s real name

Aug 6, 2014

Yoshi has a real name, Mario isn’t human, and even the koopas hate Bowser. These 1993 Nintendo character sheets tell all about gaming’s biggest franchise.

Majora’s Mask remake for 3DS is still being made

Majora’s Mask remake for 3DS is still being made

Aug 3, 2014

It’s only a matter of time before Nintendo pulls the plug, but the fan remastering of The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask has kept on trucking for two years now.

Random Assault Episode 126: “Passable Children”

Random Assault Episode 126: “Passable Children”

Jul 10, 2014

This week on Random Assault, we rally against humanity and try to make everything offensive, Alex talks about trying the new Smash Bros and we all debate E3