Random Assault Episode 126: “Passable Children”
Jul10

Random Assault Episode 126: “Passable Children”

  Standard Podcast Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (52)   This week on Random Assault, the hosts rally against humanity and try to make everything offensive. Then, Alex talks about trying the new Smash Bros and we all debate E3. “Let’s remove a card from a game that’s made to offend people” “Let’s remove a card from a game that’s made to offend people” This discussion also references...

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Nintendo Releasing New Health Platform in 2015-16
Jan30

Nintendo Releasing New Health Platform in 2015-16

It looks like Nintendo will be bringing out a new platform, though it’s not quite what most people would have in mind. It’s a platform for health and will be focusing on non-wearable monitoring technology, which doesn’t sound too far removed from the Wii Balance Board. With this new platform, we very well could see the comeback of the Wii Vitality Sensor. Considering the recent poor health of Nintendo’s stock...

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Wii Mini Releasing This Month
Nov04

Wii Mini Releasing This Month

Further proving that Nintendo has no idea what they are doing, they have vouched to bring the previously European and Canadian exclusive Wii Mini to the US this month. This devision  makes about as much sense as a corgi willfully entering a stair-climbing competition. No, that is not a typo. I did not forget to add the “U” to the Wii. Nintendo is actually releasing a stripped-down version of its obsolete console. You can...

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Disney Infinity Review
Aug24

Disney Infinity Review

Let’s start off by talking about the elephant in the room, shall we? You know, the comparison of Disney Infinity to Skylanders. Both are vastly different and each stand their ground on their own terms, but there are some similarities – mainly the physical-to-digital figure collecting. Each game has their strengths and weaknesses, but the comparison will be made regardless. With that said, Disney Infinity is off to a rough...

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Top 10 Gaming Trends That Need to Die
Mar12

Top 10 Gaming Trends That Need to Die

We are nearing the end of an era. The current generation of consoles is on its way out. They brought a lot of joy to an immense number of people, but along with that joy they also introduced some new trends I’d like to see retired with with the consoles. Most are too profitable to be retired and will likely be tied to the next generation of consoles as well, but a man can dream. Here’s a list of 10 gaming trends I would...

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