5 Reasons I’m Not Excited for Tomorrow’s Xbox Reveal Event
In February we received information on the next Playstation and patiently waited for the Microsoft to reveal something. For that last three months we’ve heard little to nothing about the next Xbox, but tomorrow is Microsoft’s day to shine. The sad thing is that I’m not excited for tomorrows reveal and I have my reasons. [...]
Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon Review
You are Sergeant Rex Power Colt. A Cyber-Commando with a penchant for killing and spouting one-liners. You’re tasked with taking down Omega, a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world. Luckily, you start off a lot more badass than kidnapped trust fund baby. Being a Cyber-Commando means taking no fall damage and being able [...]
Injustice: Gods Among Us Review
A few years ago NetherRealm Studios put out Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe to mixed results. Since the title featured DC Characters, many hoped that it would feel like an interesting experimental hybrid of a fighting game, but sadly it turned out feeling more like a Mortal Kombat game with DC Character skins. Fast foward years [...]
Gears of War: Judgment Review
The latest installment in the Xbox 360 exclusive franchise is back with Gears of War: Judgement. This time around the collaboration between Epic Games and the folks at People Can Fly take you back to the planet of Sera in a prequel that takes place fourteen years before the events of Gears of War. Can [...]
BioShock Infinite Review
When I first saw imagery of BioShock Infinite, I immediately lost interest. I fell in love with the underwater world of Rapture and I didn’t believe Irrational Games could create an engrossing world out of a handful of buildings in the sky strung together by wire - and after the shocking departures at Irrational and the [...]
Buckle Your Pants, BattleBlock Theater Releasing April 3rd
Are your pants securely buckled? Good! Because The Behemoth’s long awaited BattleBlock Theater finally has a release date! The next game from the people who brought us Alien Hominid and Castle Crashers will be releasing on April 3rd of this year for 1200 Microsoft Points, after many delays and the vast assumption that the game very well might be dead [...]
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance Review
From watermelon-chopping tech demo, through development purgatory, to Platinum – Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance has been through a lot. This could be a point of concern for many, a point laid to rest within the first 10 minutes when your seat can no longer contain you from the excitement of the onscreen action. I was giddily [...]
Top 10 Gaming Trends That Need to Die
We are nearing the end of an era. The current generation of consoles is on its way out. They brought a lot of joy to an immense number of people, but along with that joy they also introduced some new trends I’d like to see retired with with the consoles. Most are too profitable to be retired and [...]
This is NOT the Corgi Avatar Pet We Deserve
Pardon my Welsh, but what the fwcia is this cachi? That is NOT a corgi, dammit! That’s pure unadulterated anws blewog! Everyone knows that corgis are the bundles of love in existence They bring happiness to millions, crap rainbows, and cure any ailment, with their tiny legs, big ears, and their sploots. Oh, lordy, their sploots! First things first. This is [...]
Top 5 Reasons to be Excited for Tomb Raider
With the much anticipated reboot of the legendary Tomb Raider video game franchise coming in less than a week, let’s take the opportunity to see what Crystal Dynamics is doing to shake up the formula as well as keeping the classic Tomb Raider feel for Lara’s journey in 2013. Hopefully this will put the franchise [...]
